Deviation Actions
Mushu Fasa: Simba...
Chosen One: I... am not Simba. I am the Chosen One.
Mushu Fasa: Ah, yes. I am Mushu Fasa. You must not be troubled, Chosimba One.
Chosen One: He took EVERYTHING from me, a family I never knew. What good am I now? His powers are greater than mine!
Mushu Fasa: Yes, plus, when you were hit with his Iron Claw you did scream like a wussy. Look inside yourself, Chosimba, you must take your place in the Great Circle of... eh... Stuff. Behold the Symbols! One over here, the other... over there. Remember, weakening and defeating Betty is the first step to uncovering the Council's identity.
Chosen One: What IS this Evil Council everyone speaks of?
Mushu Fasa: The answer you seek, resides in the stars above.
Chosen One: I don't understand.
Mushu Fasa: Of course you don't. I'm speaking in riddles. That's kinda the point, like a clue, that will later make you go, "Oh that's what he meant! Stars above!"
Chosen One: Please, tell me, what is my purpose?
Mushu Fasa: Train, Chosimba One, you must reach the Next Level. This is CNN.
Chosen One: Wait, Mushu!
Mushu Fasa: CNN.
Chosen One: What of my tongue!?
Mushu Fasa: C...N...N...
Chosen One: MUSHUUUUU!!!!!